The Mechanical Contrivium: John Claunch

Ten Top Trivia Tips about John Claunch!

1. John Claunch is only six percent water.
2. John Claunch invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
3. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr John Claunch Head!
4. John Claunch is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
5. The air around John Claunch is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
6. John Claunch is the sacred animal of Thailand!
7. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and John Claunch has 7!
8. John Claunch has four noses.
9. If you chew gum while peeling John Claunch then it will stop you from crying.
10. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are John Claunch.